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- Nevada candidate touts speedy fix to budget crisis

- Montana teen accidentally texts sheriff to buy pot

- Police: Pa. woman zaps self, brother with stun gun

- Mich. man gathering corn confronted by alligator

- Goats rescued after 2 days on 6-inch ledge in Mont

- Indonesia's smoking toddler kicks the habit

- Plumbers help Tenn. newlyweds find flushed rings

- Wyo. troopers examine human ashes in traffic stop

- NM Goodwill collection box turns up inert grenade

- 95 snakes found in burst bag at Malaysia airport